jaaaaaaawn: methdragon: be there or  That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed (via zackisontumblr)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!
virginsacrificer: mom: dinners ready me: (via kelsdahippie)

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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timelordy-teganbreann:

i am uncomfortable
neongenesisevangelistchurch: WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME (via beta-phase)

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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alangwiggy: asongofwaterearthfireandair: the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon Let them come (Source: baelor, via zackisontumblr)

alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

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referenceforwriters:


by Chuck Palahniuk 

8 Words You Should Avoid When Writing


As always, Orwell’s final rule applies: “Break any of these rules before saying anything barbarous.” There are instances where each of these words fills a valuable role. However, especially among inexperienced writers, these words are frequently molested and almost always gum up the works.


1. “Suddenly”
“Sudden” means quickly and without warning, but using the word “suddenly” both slows down the action and warns your reader. Do you know what’s more effective for creating the sense of the sudden? Just saying what happens.

I pay attention to every motion, every movement, my eyes locked on them.Suddenly, The gun goes off.

When using “suddenly,” you communicate through the narrator that the action seemed sudden. By jumping directly into the action, you allow the reader to experience that suddenness first hand. “Suddenly” also suffers from being nondescript, failing to communicate the nature of the action itself; providing no sensory experience or concrete fact to hold on to. Just … suddenly.
Feel free to employ “suddenly” in situations where the suddenness is not apparent in the action itself. For example, in “Suddenly, I don’t hate you anymore,” the “suddenly” substantially changes the way we think about the shift in emotional calibration.
2. “Then”
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